The Missing Arm of Viktor Krum (Lyrics)

Oh Ron You were so glad when you Got that Krum figurine But now, things have changed Or so it seems And we wonder if it's because of Hermione Because after the Yule Ball I found the missing arm of Viktor Krum Underneath my bed Oh Ron As a wizard, we expect a little more from you Because at Hogwarts, they don't teach Hokey stuff like voodoo You should know that dismembering figurines Of your enemies won't help you impress Hermione She's not interested in mutilated toys What is with you and her?