Smoochy Smoochy Pukey Pukey (Lyrics)

Hello, Ron, you don't look so good this morning You've got something stuck on your face It looks like it sucks What could it be? Is it a leech? Is it the giant squid? Because it's wrapped around you pretty tight Oh, wait, it's a girl Well, I know your sister said you have the experience of a 12year old But come on, mate, please don't act 13 I'm pretty sure Draco Malfoy is crying 'Cause you're grossing us out With your tongue in her mouth If you can kiss, kiss, kiss And you'll be slip, slip, slipping On the homogeneous mixture of your saliva And our vomit Well if you're doing this to make Hermione jealous It's working But the process Good God, the process is just making us nauseous