Quivering (Lyrics)

I sent you a text We went out on a date Drank a few beers And we stayed out late But when I asked for another date You gave me the runaround But that's okay Because you sorta kinda looked like Jello Biafra Met a girl online Took her back to my room I got things going just a little too soon And maybe it was just the light of the moon But this girl turned out to be a fucking loon I probably should've guessed When she said she was really into puppets I've got a few stories I'd like to share with you I hope you don't mind the fact that my teeth are disgusting I'll break the ice if you promise to play nice As long as you're nuts I promise to bee too trusting Another night and another date you look cute in your picture So I can't wait I'm hoping you're not hideously overweight But it turns out that you're hideously overweight I hope it doesn't make me a dick to say I'm just not feeling this