(Not Gonna Put On) The Monkey Suit (Lyrics)

We were playing wizard chess this Christmas [x2] When you came down to the Burrow to ask us To stop the game And start to play a new one Down at the Ministry You want us as your pin-up Stooge For policies that we won't approve We're Dumbledore's men through and through And our loyalty lies with the truth I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry No, I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit For you and your political aspirations I won't pretend that things are cool for your Approval ratings Oh, Rufus Scrimgeour I'm inclined to believe you're a vampire Because you're gonna suck the truth You're going to suck the truth out of the situation at hand And we're not gonna win this war We're not gonna win this war with Lies (lies), lies (lies) , lies [x2] I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry No, I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the Monkey suit No, I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the Monkey suit No, I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit No, I'm not gonna be your mascot (NO!) I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry No, I'm not gonna be your mascot (NO!) I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit Oh, no.