Lag Wagon (Lyrics)

Unemployment is my scene Brain dead - the fumes I breathe Put it in the unit to deplete O-Zone Layers Carp is a town, not a fish too dumb to care. The S.B.-Goleta connection Feelin' like a champion All aboard the lag wagon It's fast enough for me Slow Me-and-my friends On the couch Give me a sofa and some snacks The idiot box - that T.V. trash The V.C.R. - some stupid films The remote control Fuck the bills There's no point in a job The pay just sucks if you're a slob I'm not lying, I'm lazy And all my friends are just like me Garga jibs and metal riffs Beer bongs and bong hits I hate that scene Santa Barbara boredom Goleta-postmortem Small town minds Can you relate to me? There's no point in a job The pay just sucks if you're a slob I'm not lying, I'm lazy And all my friends are just like me Garga jibs and metal riffs Beer bongs and bong hits I f**king hate that scene Santa Barbara boredom Goleta-postmortem Small town minds Can you relate to me? All aboard the lag wagon [repeat]