Jesus Was a Vampire (Lyrics)

I drag my balls on the ground Because they're so fucking huge Yeah they're so fucking huge Because they're mutated And they might eat you Jesus was a vampire My eyes feel like they're on fire Jesus was a vampire Burning with a holy desire Yeah they're mutated They got tentacles They got tentacles Yeah they're mutated They got tentacles For doing things To people like you And me Jesus was a vampire My eyes feel like they're on fire Jesus was a vampire Burning with a holy desire This song is a metaphor Think about it It's so obvious Just turn off the TV and think about it Take your hand out of the bag of potato chips Do something with your worthless piece of shit life Just think about it If you only do one thing just Think about it Let's go! Jesus was a vampire My eyes feel like they're on fire Jesus was a vampire Burning with a holy desire