Fruit (Lyrics)

If I were gay, I’d see the world a different way If I were gay, you’d look at me another way Politically, I think of it in every way The church would like to see me burn and call me names Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere It’s in the way you shake your derriere Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t care Remove the sheet and suck the heat, the song’s the same And if you feel a little queer, don’t refrain And lesbians, they are my friends, they are my friends If I were lesbian, I’d want my girlfriend’s friends Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere It’s in the way you shake your derriere Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t care If I were gay [x3] I’d see the world another way If I were gay [x3] you’d look at me another way Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere It’s in the way you shake your derriere Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t Fruit, fruity everywhere It’s in the way you shake your derriere Oh, fruit, fruit, fruity all the way Take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t care