Everyone I Know Has Fangs (Lyrics)

Like a scene in science fiction Where the creature will not die. I'll be using perfect diction, Even though I'm terrified. I see you smiling through me, Can you find a place to hide? I think I might hear someone Coming out of the corner of my eye. I've been meaning to look into your eyes. I've seen them a half a million times. How have I not seen them act this strange? I've been meaning to look behind your smile. I've seen it a half a million times. So how'd I not noticed that you have fangs? I just had the strangest vision: The apartment was on fire. You were standing in the kitchen, And you were covered in cherry pie. Well you know I see what's behind your back, So you can't tell me, it was just a snack. Aww, I think I'm gonna get sick. I've been meaning to look into your eyes. I've seen them a half a million times. How have I not seen them act this strange? I've been meaning to look behind your smile. I've seen it a half a million times. So how'd I not noticed that you have fangs? Now I got a party at my door And I'm laying on the floor, Just trying to catch my breath. If you'd just give me a minute. No, I don't need no other friend, So I will not let you in And if you don't go away, Then I'm jumping out the window.