Egg Fried Rice (Lyrics)

Have a few jars then I park the car outside the Golden Bowl Order chips & curry sauce and a curry of course That's all I can afford on the dole That's why they call me TAKEAWAY I eat the same shit every day When I get on, open up the door And I talk to the tasty bird who says Egg Fried Rice [x2] Just on it's own it's fuckin nun Egg Fried Rice [x2] Just on it's own it's fuckin nun Egg Fried Rice [x2] Just on it's own it's fuckin nun Egg Fried Rice [x2] Ask Ken Hon, He'll tell you twice