Commercially Viable (Lyrics)

The very first step on our road to fame I wants to be rich, I wants to be famous Don't you know that I want to be a rock star What I really wanted was a favorite car Don't you know what I want isn't really ever good enough I'll be funny there's no point for fighting [Chorus:] That's right, that's right This song is commercially viable This song is universally suppliable This song is whiter than white (sell your dream) This song is presented by the sh (name your price) I don't do politics there controversial Wanna be rich wanna be in a commercial When I'm rich put a butler at your door And a spot of champagne for a few million more [Chorus] I'll grow my hair so it's just long enough So your mom still approves but you still think I'm tough And you'll think I'm hungry when I take off my top While I'm strutting my stuff on top of the pubs [Chorus] Then when I'm older start getting bolder Tell all you sons about global warming Grow my hair out start getting haughty Eat your heart out, sing like Paul McCartney [Chorus]